Archive for January, 2008

Sun buys MySQL for $1B

So Sun is buying MySQL for $1B, according to linux.com. Good for Sun, maybe. Good for the owners of MySQL, damn skippy. But what about the rest of us? I still have a bad taste in my mouth from when Sun bought Cobalt Networks, released one more model of Cobalt, and then disbanded the line. No more Cobalts. We were in discussions back then to buy a hosting company which consisted of nothing but hundreds and hundreds of Cobalt servers. Where would we have been if we had bought them and then suddenly, no more Cobalts, no more support, no upgrade path? That would have been one serious clusterfark.

So naturally it makes me wonder about the future of MySQL, the future of open-source in general, the future of economical application hosting.

Let’s hope someone does what CentOS did, and release a Community Enterprise version of MySQL and continues to leave it affordable for service providers, developers and techies.

Will news from Sweden spur anti-midget hysteria?

According to news reports coming out of Sweden, little people (short-statured, or midgets, or dwarves, depending on your particular choice of nomenclature, but I believe little people is the preferred nomenclature) may be involved in or being used by a criminal network of bus luggage thieves nationwide.  This has April Fool’s hoax written all over it.  Somebody check Snopes.  I’d check myself, but I want to post this too bad to debunk it first.

Allegedly, they stuff the small person into a large sports bag, put him in the baggage compartment, and then once the bus is en route, the little person extracts himself, steals stuff from the other bags, then gets back into the bag before reaching the destination.

Attention bus line operators — I may have a solution.  Every bag entering the baggage compartment must be KICKED, REALLY HARD, before being placed into the compartment, to ensure that a living person is not contained.  Those bags that cry out upon being kicked will be rejected, searched and possibly set on fire.

Spam Control - the BOUNCE problem

By now most of you are aware of the bounce problem with spam. Since spam comes mostly from spoofed email addresses, older mail systems which bounces mail, either as an anti-spam measure or because the user does not exist, is now obsolete. Indeed, the correct methodology is now to reject mail at delivery time using a reject error code. Plesk has taken that into account with its patched implementation of qmail. Older versions of qmail, postfix, and sendmail might still be problematic.

But let’s look at the big picture. Aside from regular mailboxes, think of every situation where a mail server might send a bounce message. Since we’re already talking about Plesk, let’s use Plesk (Linux) as an example. Even though its qmail is patched to avoid bouncing (even though customers are still able to turn bouncing on if they’re stupid retarded so inclined), it will still send a bounce if a mailbox is full. Mailman will still send a bounce if you try and send an email to a list to which you are unauthorized.

I think it’s time to address these issues. I think it’s time for ALL mail applications to reject at time of delivery if it will not be forwarding the mail to its final destination.

And it’s also time to educate the end user a bit further. No catch-alls. No auto-responders. And for god’s sake, no catch-alls with auto-responders.

Fevers and Folding Chairs

I was down for most of last week with strep throat.  Probably something to do with cigarettes irritating my throat and lowering my immune system’s defenses, combined with all the sick folk who go to work despite being sick.  I can’t say much on that, because I was clearly sick beginning Monday night, yet I went in Tuesday anyway because I had a meeting with a vendor that I didn’t want to miss. 

Anyhow, I was down for the rest of the week, and ended up recovering by Friday.  During the illness, I wasn’t able to do much of anything.  The pain was bad, and distracting, but the fever was the worst part.  Amazing what a few degrees of internal body temperature change will do to your ability to cope. 

Saturday night, we went to Libertytown to catch Ed Snodderly.  Ed is a singer/songwriter/guitarist from down in the Southwestern part of Virginia, down near Bristol.  He is very much aware of, and in tune with, the musicial traditions from that area.  He played guitar, banjo and dobro.  I’d be willing to bet that he’s familiar with most of the artists on the “Virginia Traditions: Western Piedmont Blues” album.  I’d be willing to bet that he’s played with some of them.  He’s been singing and playing for some twenty-five years, and it shows in his voice.  This show was my first test of live recording using my M-Audio shirt pocket digital recorder with stereo mics.  The recording came out clean, although I had to boost the levels a bit in Soundbooth.

The venue was very much typical of a small-town presentation of acoustic music.  Two sets of music and stories, on folding chairs that leave a reminder on the posterior after you go home, with an intermission of cookies and coffee in the next room.  They were “deluxe model” folding chairs, though, so that was a big positive.  You know, the kind with the cushions.  The audience is generally small at these events, maybe twenty to forty total.  Libertytown is sort of an arts collective, with a bunch of studios for visual artists (painters, sculptors, etc.)  For some reason, one of the artists there, Bill Harris, has always resonated with me, since the first time I saw his work, especially one piece that I believe has been sold, a lovely painting of a woman outside the back of a house, standing on a suitcase outside a window, caught in mid-escape.  The mother of one of Sophie’s playmates has a painting hanging in there as well, she is or was a student of Bill’s.  Her painting is of a woman, possibly herself, floating in shallow water, with leaves.  At first I thought she was just floating, but one foot is turned a bit and one shoe is missing, so perhaps she’s dead.  Hell of a painting.  It’s like the old days all over again, going to galleries and knowing the artists.  Well, maybe a little bit more evolved.  In that previous incarnation, my friends and I would go to our friends’ openings with two purposes — moral support, and free wine.

Coming off of the sickness is rejuvenating.  Live acoustic music is just as rejuvenating.  After all this I was motivated to go take a panoramic photo, and to work some on my boat.  I think it helps me to be able to tie my goals together into one larger, cohesive purpose.  So thinking it through, I had been putting things off until I “can afford a studio,” which is probably prohibitive right now.  So I decided to tie the completion of the boat to that, so that when the boat is complete, I can use that room for an in-home studio.  It’s big enough for portraits at least.  I’ve got more gear coming shortly — backdrops, light stand adapters, a newer and better DSLR body & lens, a bag to carry it all in, etc. — and I hope to turn some of this toward profitable enterprise this year.  Perhaps the panos will be profitable and the portraits will be fun, or vice versa.

Friday night is the Songwriters’ Showcase, another monthly acoustic music venue.  I’ll tell you about that this weekend.

Wine Bar Pano

This is a 360-degree “virtual tour” panoramic photo of a local space which is in the process of becoming a wine bar. Hopefully I will be able to capture more images as progress is made. If you are interested in virtual tour photos of your space, feel free to contact me. Click and drag within the image to navigate within the panorama..  CTRL=zoom out, SHIFT=zoom in (Quicktime and JavaScript required). The original file, when not embedded as this one is, allows you to zoom in and out for a richer panoramic experience. Right-click here to download it.

Spam Control: BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

You know, you’ve all been thinking it, but I’m going to come out and say it.

SPAMMERS ARE FUCKING EVIL. SPAMMERS SHOULD ALL DIE.

I’m going to take it a step further.

WHAT IF I PERSONALLY ADVOCATED THE TRACKING DOWN AND BEHEADING OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL ON THE ROKSO DATABASE. ROKSO is the Registry of Known Spam Operations. http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/index.lasso

You can’t fight them with spam filtering, they defeat the filters.
You can’t fight them with blacklisting, they’re using compromised zombie PCs.
You can’t opt out.
Sure, they say “you can hit delete”. Two hundred fucking times a day? I think not, asshole. It doesn’t scale. If real mailboxes were as full as virtual mailboxes, there would be rioting in the streets.

No matter what you do, your mailbox fills up with spam for VPXL, free business cards, penis enlargement methods, herbal supplements, and porn.

I say fuck it. With the money we’re spending on spam filtering and IT management, and drugs to deal with the frustration levels, we could just pool it all together, and hire assassins to make the problem go away.

In fact, you don’t even have to kill them all.

For example, imagine we killed Alan Ralsky, Eddy Marin, and Matt Leppala, for example. I just picked three of the most notorious, just for kicks. Publicly, brutally, and mercilessly. With a lot of media coverage. Don’t you think the rest of them might get the idea?

A late holiday gift

I am excited to report a new acquisition for the camera-dork in me.

Late this week I should be receiving a Panosaurus panoramic tripod head. I have already picked up some quality stitching software, and should be happily frolicking in the realm of 360-degree photography and virtual tours later this month. :)

Panosaurus

The obsession with puzzles…

       Rubik

While gathering things together to pack for a holiday visit with the in-laws, I happened upon my old Rubik’s Cube. I tossed it into one of the bags, thinking it would be a nice distraction for those times when I didn’t feel like working, napping, or helping.  Those times come about quite frequently on these visits.  Sometimes you just feel like twiddling your thumbs, and what better way to do so than with one of these cubes?

I first learned to solve the Cube during its heyday in the early 80’s.  At the time, I considered myself a quick solver, but as always, it became more than a hobby to some people, and when there are folks out there solving it in under 15 seconds, somehow it takes some of the fun out of it for the rest of us who are still chugging along at post-1-minute speeds.

The other night, I picked up a copy of Douglas Hofstadter’s MetaMagical Themas, which is conveniently located in the  master bathroom reading library in my house, and flipped to one of several sections on Cubism — not the art form, but the art of Cube-solving.  (Aside: MetaMagical Themas is an anagram for Mathematical Games — Mr. H. is quite fond of twisting things around that way).  In the book, which I believe is actually a collection of his columns, he goes quite deeply into the history of the cube, and the inventors of the Cube and its variations, and the subtle and not-so-subtle differences between the variations.  Some variations are purely cosmetic, such as the cube-ball that still rotates and functions just like a cube — but when you get into different numbers and styles of rotating axes, it gets to be a little bit fascinating.  If I didn’t already have so many things to distract me from moving forward in life, I might devote myself to collecting all these variations.  And a great place to start is at Meffert’s.  Uwe Meffert was the inventor of Pyraminx, a pyramid-shaped rotational puzzle which made it big during Cube Fever.  He’s been quite busy inventing new variations with more complicated rotational structures.  There are four- and five-layer cubes, as well as dodecahedronal puzzles.  Many of them are available with display cases.  Go ahead.  Encourage your inner nerd.  Puzzle away…

The doormat she wouldn’t let me put out front…

I just can’t imagine why.

Warrant

One more reason to learn to read Chinese…

So that I could order one of these: (of course, I’d also have to order therapy for my children and probably marriage counseling… just another one of those quirky things that have been banned from public display in my household.

Penis Faucet