You know, you’ve all been thinking it, but I’m going to come out and say it.
SPAMMERS ARE FUCKING EVIL. SPAMMERS SHOULD ALL DIE.
I’m going to take it a step further.
WHAT IF I PERSONALLY ADVOCATED THE TRACKING DOWN AND BEHEADING OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL ON THE ROKSO DATABASE. ROKSO is the Registry of Known Spam Operations. http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/index.lasso
You can’t fight them with spam filtering, they defeat the filters.
You can’t fight them with blacklisting, they’re using compromised zombie PCs.
You can’t opt out.
Sure, they say “you can hit delete”. Two hundred fucking times a day? I think not, asshole. It doesn’t scale. If real mailboxes were as full as virtual mailboxes, there would be rioting in the streets.
No matter what you do, your mailbox fills up with spam for VPXL, free business cards, penis enlargement methods, herbal supplements, and porn.
I say fuck it. With the money we’re spending on spam filtering and IT management, and drugs to deal with the frustration levels, we could just pool it all together, and hire assassins to make the problem go away.
In fact, you don’t even have to kill them all.
For example, imagine we killed Alan Ralsky, Eddy Marin, and Matt Leppala, for example. I just picked three of the most notorious, just for kicks. Publicly, brutally, and mercilessly. With a lot of media coverage. Don’t you think the rest of them might get the idea?
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