Driving home tonight, I noticed something peculiar. The gun shop on Kings Highway near Ferry Farm, which used to be called Damage Inc., and then changed to Combat Solutions, is gone. In its place? It looks like… a flower shop.
Archive for February, 2008
This friend of mine from high school ended up in Portland, OR doing a column called “Night Cabbie.” In high school, she was the queen of alternative. I ran into her a few years out of school, working in a bar, kept in touch with her there for a while, then she disappeared out west. Here are some links to her column during the two year stretch it belonged to her:March 16th, 2005 Being a girl in this job is not usually an issue
March 23rd, 2005 There’s a good-looking black guy on the corner of Broadway and Burnside
March 30th, 2005 Tonight…
April 6th, 2005 FELONY FLATS…
April 13th, 2005 Prostitution should be legal…
April 20th, 2005 “Do you know where the nearest Internet cafe is?”
April 27th, 2005 “God, your hair is so beautiful-please, can I touch it?”
May 4th, 2005 I’m a reasonably bright individual…
May 11th, 2005 I really, really love cats…
May 18th, 2005 “You want to smoke some weed?”
May 25th, 2005 That’s where you hide the bodies, right?
June 1st, 2005 Trying to rip off a crack dealer
June 8th, 2005 I picked up my fare downtown…
June 15th, 2005 You seem a rather odd sort to be a cabdriver
June 22nd, 2005 Passengers always talk to me about sex.
June 29th, 2005 You’re playing my girl!
July 6th, 2005 A THUNDERSTORM
July 13th, 2005
July 20th, 2005 Goddamn it, you fucking fuckers!
July 27th, 2005 IT’S ABOUT 2 AM, AND I’M CRUISING DOWNTOWN
August 3rd, 2005 The Plaid Pantry at Grand and Burnside
August 10th, 2005 THERE SEEM TO HAVE BEEN A LOT OF IRISHMEN
August 17th, 2005 I must have said something typically pretentious
August 24th, 2005 My BMW got locked in the SmartPark
August 31st, 2005 A trip to Vancouver
September 7th, 2005 We need to get to Interstate Grill
September 14th, 2005 Portland sure is a small town.
September 21st, 2005 Ask a cab driver to wait for you
September 28th, 2005 I don’t think your halo will fit in the cab.
October 5th, 2005 She drank the Kool-Aid.
October 12th, 2005 A fare in McMinnville
October 19th, 2005 I’m not really a Motley Crue fan
October 26th, 2005 Blood
November 2nd, 2005 I probably give free or discounted rides…
November 9th, 2005 Up until now…
November 16th, 2005 She’s on the verge
November 23rd, 2005 Do you know who Richard Alpert is?
November 30th, 2005 Goddamn bicyclists shouldn’t be on the road.
December 7th, 2005 The biggest bitch ever to get into my cab
December 14th, 2005 You don’t want to take us just because we’re black
December 21st, 2005 So I’m sitting in front of Club 1222
December 28th, 2005 Are you into clubs?
January 4th, 2006 What is it with you guys and the front seat?
January 11th, 2006 “Excuse me, the no-smoking signs in the cab are not restricted to tobacco.”
January 18th, 2006 You don’t have one of those cameras in this cab, do you?
February 1st, 2006 This girl, there’s something about her.
February 8th, 2006 You know what I hate most about smokers?
February 15th, 2006 Don’t forget your fucking phone!
February 22nd, 2006 I’m not the only one having a bad night.
March 8th, 2006 “OK, so either Soundgarden or Alice in Chains”
March 15th, 2006 Oh hey, it’s you!
March 22nd, 2006 Take me to the Aladdin
March 29th, 2006 Dammit, don’t park in the taxi zones!
April 5th, 2006 I’m leaving the Walgreen’s on Belmont
April 12th, 2006 Sometimes things work out.
April 19th, 2006 Take me to Dove Lewis.
April 26th, 2006 So you’re saying you have no money?
May 3rd, 2006 Where can we get some ice cream?
May 10th, 2006 I arrive at a Land Rover dealership, at about 10 minutes to 6.
May 17th, 2006 “Morphine is the best band name ever…”
May 24th, 2006 She insists on sitting in front…
May 31st, 2006 I can’t believe it. [CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK]
June 7th, 2006 So what happened?
June 14th, 2006 You’re a pretty good driver, for a girl.
June 21st, 2006 What do you all have to talk about?
June 28th, 2006 We’re the drunk guys at the end of the night
July 5th, 2006 What do you do when you kill someone?
July 12th, 2006 Mission of Burma is one of my favorite bands.
July 19th, 2006 Time to break out the gypsy cab.
July 26th, 2006 Club 1222, but I need to scan the parking lot first.
August 2nd, 2006 Please. It’s a good word.
August 9th, 2006 The DUI argument, yet again.
August 16th, 2006 I pick up a middle-aged couple at…
August 23rd, 2006 Homosexuals love drama.
August 30th, 2006 Oh my god, it’s my cab driver!
September 6th, 2006 “I’m just glad my husband isn’t around to see this.”
September 13th, 2006 “I used to be a Marine…”
September 20th, 2006 Oh, joy, another music column!
September 27th, 2006 My passenger is a little old lady
October 4th, 2006 “So I was thinking about being an egg donor…”
October 11th, 2006 So, do you think I can sue TriMet for this?
October 18th, 2006 “Let’s go to the Chart House.”
October 25th, 2006 “What was wrong with your car?”
November 1st, 2006 “Have you read Blinded by the Right?”
November 8th, 2006 “Do you have any ’80s music?”
November 15th, 2006 I’m always being asked where I’m from.
November 22nd, 2006 When my passenger gets in, Nick Drake’s “Pink Moon” is playing.
November 29th, 2006 “I hate picking up passengers at the Ace of Hearts”
December 6th, 2006 I get a call at our own garage, which is almost always from another cab driver.
December 13th, 2006 R.E.M.’s Murmur is on the stereo when another aging ex-hipster gets in my cab.
December 20th, 2006 I’m in the transit lane in front of the Rose Quarter, to pick up someone from the MAX.
December 27th, 2006 “Hey, you’re the Night Cabbie, right?!”
January 3rd, 2007 “There’s lesbian porn made for men, and lesbian porn made for women.”
January 17th, 2007 “I’m going to ‘Sinferno.’”
January 31st, 2007 “Dahlia,” I say. “They’re a local band.”
February 7th, 2007 Some folks take their jobs a little too seriously.
February 14th, 2007 I’d been on autopilot for days.
February 21st, 2007 “Oh for god’s sake, get a room!”
February 28th, 2007 I was delivering a box of blood to Kaiser Sunnyside.
March 7th, 2007 “So these gas prices, they must really hurt you cabbies?”
March 14th, 2007 “When are you guys going to start driving hybrids?”
March 21st, 2007 Undoubtedly there are many unsung, Uncapitalized Cabbies out tonight
March 28th, 2007 “How did you get this gig, anyway?”
April 4th, 2007 People often hesitate to open the door when you have a trainee on board
We watched a special on conjoined twins the other day. “Joined For Life: Abby and Brittany Turn 16″ was on one of the edumacational channels, and I got sucked in. It was completely fascinating. These girls have grown up conjoined. They share one set of legs and one set of arms, the only part visibly separate is their heads. From all appearances they are a two-headed girl, but they really are two entirely separate beings, and from all appearances appear to be normal teenage girls. Each has control over her “side” of the body, but amazingly they have learned to coordinate enough to play sports, ride a bicycle and even drive a car!!! They want to be a mother one day, which leads to all sorts of questions it would be inappropriate to ask. I hope they do another special someday.
Then there’s this lady, who allegedly builds up so much static electricity in her body that she damages appliances and computers. Forgive my train of thought, but is this a recent development? She’s a grandmother. How did this affect sex? Unlike this idiot, I don’t put my junk anywhere near electrical current.
Then, without any intent to trivialize or marginalize by association with the above, there are the transgendered. Imagine how difficult it must be to go through life knowing in your heart that you were misgendered at birth. Most parents don’t know any better, they just raise their children based on the genitalia, and society enforces sex roles based on those same criteria. Imagine the courage required to overcome those society-imposed sex roles and take the steps required to live as the gender you feel, even though it is at odds with your genitals? It’s breathtaking, really, when you think about it.
Meanwhile, my buddy introduced me to RealLeahsWorld, in which his friend Leah, a self-proclaimed post-op transexual, offers short video commentary, complete with skimpy lingerie, including such topics as hypocrites and haters, Ann Coulter impersonations, Yoga lessons, and most recently, how to use a jail to get laid (Jail Bate). Funny, irreverant, and smart. I hereby predict that Leah will have her own reality show within a year.
Let’s face it, RHCE is a tough exam. Those who fail it the first time should not feel defeated. Failing the RHCE exam the frist time around is like failing the Cisco CCIE exam the first time around. Lots of fully competent Linux jocks still fail the RHCE exam, and my guess is that it’s mostly from a mixture of arrogance, self-reliance and a lack of preparation.
Most of the RHCE exam guides were written “long ago” in terms of Red Hat releases. A lot of linux jocks learned their chops even longer ago. How many of you date your Linux skills back to Redhat 7, 6 or even 5? How many go farther back than that, to Slackware or even farther? How many of you are still using those chops that you’ve picked up so long ago? And why not? They’ve served you well all these years, and they still get things done. The problem is that Red Hat has changed. They’ve done some things that make it easier for us, and they’ve done some things that will require you to unlearn old habits (I won’t call them bad) to keep up. Remember, they’re not testing you on your ability to keep Red Hat 7 up, running and stable for eight years or more. They’re testing you on your ability to properly administer the current version of Red Hat Enterprise Linux. They’re not testing you on your ability to run a web server. They’re testing you on your ability to manage all aspects of Red Hat Enterprise Linux that could potentially come up in a corporate environment. DHCP. LDAP. Installation and configuration. Samba. Yes, interoperability with Windows. Encryption. You need to know it all. Or, more specifically, you need to know greater than 70% of installation and configuration and greater than 70% of troubleshooting.
Now for the meat.
A certain percentage of RHCE candidates have the budget and learning style to fit the RHCE training classes. I’m willing to bet that a greater percentage has a tendency toward self-learning. If you’re going to go that route, you need to know what’s expected of you. The meat of the RHCE exam can be found in Red Hat’s own documentation. Your greatest resource is going to be the RHEL Deployment Guide, a 904-page all-inclusive reference which could be considered the Red Hat Bible.
Cramming is no substitute for experience, but the RHEL Deployment Guide will take your years of experience, update them to the current version, and give you a definitive idea of where you need to focus your studying prior to taking the $799 exam.
Here are the objectives for RHCT/RHCE candidates. Understand that RHCT is a lesser cert, representing half of the RHCE.
Prerequisite skills for RHCT and RHCE (check out redhat.com for recent updates)
Candidates should possess the following skills, as they may be necessary in order to fulfill requirements of the RHCT and RHCE exams:
use standard command line tools (e.g., ls, cp, mv, rm, tail, cat, etc.) to create, remove, view, and investigate files and directories
use grep, sed, and awk to process text streams and files
use a terminal-based text editor, such as vi/vim, to modify text files
use input/output redirection
understand basic principles of TCP/IP networking, including IP addresses, netmasks, and gateways
use su to switch user accounts
use passwd to set passwords
use tar, gzip, and bzip2v
configure an email client on Red Hat Enterprise Linux
use mozilla and/or links to access HTTP/HTTPS URLs
use lftp to access FTP URLs
RHCT skills
Troubleshooting and System Maintenance
RHCTs should be able to:
boot systems into different run levels for troubleshooting and system maintenance
diagnose and correct misconfigured networking
diagnose and correct hostname resolution problems
configure the X Window System and a desktop environment
add new partitions, filesystems, and swap to existing systems
use standard command-line tools to analyze problems and configure system
Installation and Configuration
RHCTs must be able to:
perform network OS installation
implement a custom partitioning scheme
configure printing
configure the scheduling of tasks using cron and at
attach system to a network directory service, such as NIS or LDAP
configure autofs
add and manage users, groups, and quotas
configure filesystem permissions for collaboration
install and update RPMs
properly update the kernel RPM
modify the system bootloader
implement software RAID at install-time and run-time
use /proc/sys and sysctl to modify and set kernel run-time parameters
Troubleshooting and System Maintenance
RHCEs must demonstrate the RHCT skills listed above, and should be able to:
use the rescue environment provided by first installation CD
diagnose and correct bootloader failures arising from bootloader, module, and filesystem errors
diagnose and correct problems with network services (see Installation and Configuration below for a list of these services)
add, remove, and resize logical volumes
Installation and Configuration
RHCEs must demonstrate the RHCT-level skills listed above, and they must be capable of configuring the following network services:
HTTP/HTTPS
SMB
NFS
FTP
Web proxy
SMTP
IMAP, IMAPS, and POP3
SSH
DNS
For each of these services, RHCEs must be able to:
install the packages needed to provide the service
configure the service to start when the system is booted
configure the service for basic operation
Configure host-based and user-based security for the service
RHCEs must also be able to:
configure hands-free installation using Kickstart
implement logical volumes at install-time
use PAM to implement user-level restrictions
There is a lot of confusion and misinformation out there regarding SPF. Despite the fact that its target implementation date was over three years ago, there are a lot of folks just getting around to implementing it, including ISPs, and there isn’t a lot of guidance, besides the basic configuration document at http://spf.pobox.com.
I thought I would take a moment to clarify some of the more confusing aspects of SPF, especially as it pertains to spam filtering services such as Postini, MXLogic, MessageLabs, etc.
First of all, SPF stands for Sender Policy Framework, and it will help a lot to remember that, because the policy applies only to the SENDER domain.
When a domain publishes an SPF record, that record includes all servers from which hosts should EXPECT to receive email from that domain. Usually, this is only the sender’s mail server or ISP.
When SPF policy rejects an email, look at the bounce message to determine why. There are two general reasons why SPF would be rejected — (a) the SPF record was entered incorrectly, leaving out a correct mail server, or (b) the message was received by an unexpected source, such as pre-filtering anti-spam services (Postini, MessageLabs, MXLogic, etc.).
When SPF is rejected because it comes from a Postini-like source, this is not the SENDER’s problem. This is the RECIPIENT’s problem, because the RECIPIENT, as the subscriber, is responsible for that spam filtering service, and needs to add the spam filtering service’s SPF record to its trusted list. This is NOT accomplished in the SPF record itself, this is accomplished in the SPF policy LOCAL RULES.
To accomplish this, find the configuration file or interface whereby you would inject SPF settings to include in your local rules. Then determine the SPF settings for the spam filtering service you wish to authorize.
Some examples — for Postini, you would include spf.postini.com. If you use DNS tools to do a “dig” for TXT records for spf.postini.com, you will see that an SPF record is published. This is how that inclusion works. For mxlogic, you would include mxlogic.net. For messagelabs, you would include spf.messagelabs.com. Confirm this with your spam filtering provider(s) before using, as everything on the Net is fluid and subject to change.
Don’t let anyone talk you into adding Postini or its equivalent to a domain’s SPF record. While it might solve the immediate issue, it doesn’t fit in the big picture, and is an incorrect application of the policy. Postini does not SEND on behalf of a domain. It RECEIVES. Educate the recipient about local rules. Print this out and put it on your wall until you understand it.
Fredericksburg has quite a happening arts scene for its size. Quite possibly, the king of the Fredericksburg arts scene is Bill Harris, who makes his artistic home at Libertytown.My favorite painting of Bills is called “Leave It To Memory.” (Click to enlarge)
Bill has also painted a portrait of a woman who I consider to be the best masseuse in the Fredericksburg area, Christina Culley. Unfortunately, she has mostly moved on to the Sperryville area now, and can be found at the Poplar Springs Spa/Resort sometimes, as well as in her private practice. She still returns to Fredericksburg now and then to serve her loyal clients here. This painting is called “Little Wing.” (Click to enlarge)
Bill has also mentored Mirinda Reynolds, who we’ve gotten to know through school activities, and whose work is also quite notable. This is her painting, “The Thousand Natural Shocks,” which was hanging at Libertytown when we went to see Ed Snodderly last month. (Click to enlarge)
Works by these artists can be found at Libertytown in Fredericksburg. Bill Harris also has a website, http://www.wcharris.com, where you can find his works on display and available for sale.



