Archive for the 'Little People' Category

Adult to child ratios for fishing

I made the unwise decision this weekend to try and take four young ladies fishing.  Four young ladies whose primary interests seem to focus more on Pokemon, iCarly, the Sims, Club Penguin, and other “screen entertainment” phenomena which are age-appropriate for them.  Just me, and four girls.

Yeah, I know.  I didn’t think it would be as much of a pain as it was.  They were actually somewhat interested, which might surprise some people.  The problem is less about interest than about experience and scheduling.  First, I couldn’t get them up and out early enough, so we ended up on the riverbanks at about 9AM, at which point it was already 80 degrees or so.  Then there’s the scheduling of the rigging, baiting and detangling of the lines.  It’s pretty much a full-time adult job to keep two kids fishing, much less four.

Wasn’t too bad, though.  Only lost two lures, and one or two bait hooks.  Or maybe it was three lures, I can’t remember.  There’s a lot of debris in the river where we were fishing.  Next time, bobbers to keep the hooks away from the bottom.  Or maybe some sort of weedless lures/hooks.

I fished a couple of times last week, briefly, before/after work, and didn’t lose any gear there.

Will news from Sweden spur anti-midget hysteria?

According to news reports coming out of Sweden, little people (short-statured, or midgets, or dwarves, depending on your particular choice of nomenclature, but I believe little people is the preferred nomenclature) may be involved in or being used by a criminal network of bus luggage thieves nationwide.  This has April Fool’s hoax written all over it.  Somebody check Snopes.  I’d check myself, but I want to post this too bad to debunk it first.

Allegedly, they stuff the small person into a large sports bag, put him in the baggage compartment, and then once the bus is en route, the little person extracts himself, steals stuff from the other bags, then gets back into the bag before reaching the destination.

Attention bus line operators — I may have a solution.  Every bag entering the baggage compartment must be KICKED, REALLY HARD, before being placed into the compartment, to ensure that a living person is not contained.  Those bags that cry out upon being kicked will be rejected, searched and possibly set on fire.