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Honeydew Weekend

Yesterday was a busy day around the house.  Aside from the critically important tasks, which included researching ways to update the maps in our new used Prius’ navigation system without paying $250-$300 to the dealer for the newest update, I attacked a number of things on the honeydew list.

I planted tomatoes and peppers.

I mulched the Japanese maples in the yard.

I weeded the lilac and butterfly bushes.

I refinished the surface of the dining room table.

I put grass seed down in the front yard.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention, the next-door neighbors who were renting to own moved out.  I said it from the beginning, renting to own never works.  It’s always structured in an unbalanced way in favor of the landlord/seller.

Today I just kind of sat around trying to nap.  Watched Fight Club, had a beer, etc.

And yes, we bought a Prius the other night.  My commute is 55-60 miles, and now we’re spending a lot less in gas to get me to and fro.

New job, and refocused priorities, and finally my weather is here.

So I’ve got a new job, working for a security consulting company in northern Virginia. I’m working with a bunch of really sharp guys, using a lot of great advanced technology. It’s exciting.

Meanwhile, I’m also studying for more advanced certifications, although I haven’t nailed down exactly where to take it just yet. I think I may ultimately continue down the Red Hat path for a while, aiming eventually for RHCA, which would end up costing at least $4,500 for the exams alone. I function better on self-study than on classroom curriculum, which is good, because the classes for this series would cost a total of around $19K if I took them all. The tactic I’m using is to write articles on isp-guru.com as study aids, and then study the materials myself. I find that teaching helps me to learn. So regardless of whether anyone actually reads it, if I write as if I have an audience, then I fulfill multiple purposes: (1) I help myself learn; (2) I potentially help others; and (3) in the spirit of <i>if you build it, they will come</i>, I build up one of my sites which has been monetized for advertising, and hopefully populate it with useful materials for actual studying. I started with the first three articles for studying for the RHCSS cert (Red Hat Certified Security Specialist), which are set for release over the next few days. If things work out, I may be able to consider writing a study guide for that cert.

I’ll be working on my kayak some more this weekend. The plan is to install the deckbeam and carlins. After that is complete, I will be able to turn it over and snip the wires. Then I can begin the process of sanding in preparation for glassing the hull.

I’m really happy with the weather over the past couple of days. If I can just line my commute up properly with traffic situations, I’ll be sitting pretty. Sitting in the rush hour bumper-to-bumper in the heat SUCKS on a motorcycle.

Boat progress

I finally got around to working on my kayak again.  When I last updated here, I had completed all of the stitching, and was awaiting the “glue phase.”  Then I got distracted for, idunno, a year or so.  Today I went down and filleted and glassed the chines, and gave the entire interior a coat of epoxy - bow, stern and cockpit.  Now it cures for 72 hours, at which point I can give it a second coat of epoxy and then move on to the next phase… whatever that is.

Right now, despite a half hour of scrubbing an a half hour of picking, I still have a bunch of epoxy on my hands.  Man, I hate epoxy.  I’ll try and put up a picture tomorrow.

RHCE

I had a good day today.

Section 1: 100%

Section 2: 93% on RHCT requirements, and 89% on the RHCE requirements.

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Perhaps I simply have too much time on my hands…

But today, I RockBoxed my Ipod.

Yes, you read that right.

I got tired of the limited amount of information displayed in the Ipod screen while music is playing.  I started Googling.  “How can I display the year on my Ipod screen?”  Well, the answer, saving you the pain of searching, is that you can’t, using Apple’s Ipod firmware.  You can’t customize JACK about the Ipod using Apple’s firmware.

“So,” in the words of the great Tim Allen, “I rewired it.”  Rockbox is an open-source music browser which has been ported to numerous players, including most of the Ipods.  It allows for customizable themes which let you put ALL SORTS of information into what they call the WPS (While Playing Screen).  Including the year.  It’s kinda cool.  You can also customize the background, which I started to do but haven’t completed yet.

They’re killing monks in Tibet again

They’re killing monks in Tibet again,

and people are blowing themselves up in Iraq again,

and the government’s about to bail out some banks again.

Meanwhile, I fixed the fence in the backyard, and made hot dogs for my girls.

Life goes on, even in times of uncertainty.

Having a friend for dinner…

From the Daily Record UK:

A GROUP of cannibals have been locked up after they ate a friend who offered to cook them dinner.

Alexander Stepaniuk, 41, had invited four pals to his house for a meal.

But the teacher ended up on the menu after the two men and two women beat him to death with a hammer.

The cannibals, who had been drinking vodka, cut Mr Stepaniuk’s body up before barbecuing the parts.

They were arrested after worried neighbours in Chernovtsi, Ukraine, called police.

Alexander Woytseshko, 34, Dmitri Chuba, 45, Lilia Kisilitsa, 23, and Svetlana Lupan, 26, admitted murder.

The monsters told cops: “We had nothing against him personally - we just wanted to see what human meat tasted like.”

They were sentenced to between three years and life in prison.

Peace comes to Fredericksburg

Driving home tonight, I noticed something peculiar.  The gun shop on Kings Highway near Ferry Farm, which used to be called Damage Inc., and then changed to Combat Solutions, is gone.  In its place?  It looks like… a flower shop.

My friend the Night Cabbie

This friend of mine from high school ended up in Portland, OR doing a column called “Night Cabbie.” In high school, she was the queen of alternative. I ran into her a few years out of school, working in a bar, kept in touch with her there for a while, then she disappeared out west. Here are some links to her column during the two year stretch it belonged to her:March 16th, 2005 Being a girl in this job is not usually an issue
March 23rd, 2005 There’s a good-looking black guy on the corner of Broadway and Burnside
March 30th, 2005 Tonight…
April 6th, 2005 FELONY FLATS…
April 13th, 2005 Prostitution should be legal…
April 20th, 2005 “Do you know where the nearest Internet cafe is?”
April 27th, 2005 “God, your hair is so beautiful-please, can I touch it?”
May 4th, 2005 I’m a reasonably bright individual…
May 11th, 2005 I really, really love cats…
May 18th, 2005 “You want to smoke some weed?”
May 25th, 2005 That’s where you hide the bodies, right?
June 1st, 2005 Trying to rip off a crack dealer
June 8th, 2005 I picked up my fare downtown…
June 15th, 2005 You seem a rather odd sort to be a cabdriver
June 22nd, 2005 Passengers always talk to me about sex.
June 29th, 2005 You’re playing my girl!
July 6th, 2005 A THUNDERSTORM
July 13th, 2005
July 20th, 2005 Goddamn it, you fucking fuckers!
July 27th, 2005 IT’S ABOUT 2 AM, AND I’M CRUISING DOWNTOWN
August 3rd, 2005 The Plaid Pantry at Grand and Burnside
August 10th, 2005 THERE SEEM TO HAVE BEEN A LOT OF IRISHMEN
August 17th, 2005 I must have said something typically pretentious
August 24th, 2005 My BMW got locked in the SmartPark
August 31st, 2005 A trip to Vancouver
September 7th, 2005 We need to get to Interstate Grill
September 14th, 2005 Portland sure is a small town.
September 21st, 2005 Ask a cab driver to wait for you
September 28th, 2005 I don’t think your halo will fit in the cab.
October 5th, 2005 She drank the Kool-Aid.
October 12th, 2005 A fare in McMinnville
October 19th, 2005 I’m not really a Motley Crue fan
October 26th, 2005 Blood
November 2nd, 2005 I probably give free or discounted rides…
November 9th, 2005 Up until now…
November 16th, 2005 She’s on the verge
November 23rd, 2005 Do you know who Richard Alpert is?
November 30th, 2005 Goddamn bicyclists shouldn’t be on the road.
December 7th, 2005 The biggest bitch ever to get into my cab
December 14th, 2005 You don’t want to take us just because we’re black
December 21st, 2005 So I’m sitting in front of Club 1222
December 28th, 2005 Are you into clubs?
January 4th, 2006 What is it with you guys and the front seat?
January 11th, 2006 “Excuse me, the no-smoking signs in the cab are not restricted to tobacco.”
January 18th, 2006 You don’t have one of those cameras in this cab, do you?
February 1st, 2006 This girl, there’s something about her.
February 8th, 2006 You know what I hate most about smokers?
February 15th, 2006 Don’t forget your fucking phone!
February 22nd, 2006 I’m not the only one having a bad night.
March 8th, 2006 “OK, so either Soundgarden or Alice in Chains”
March 15th, 2006 Oh hey, it’s you!
March 22nd, 2006 Take me to the Aladdin
March 29th, 2006 Dammit, don’t park in the taxi zones!
April 5th, 2006 I’m leaving the Walgreen’s on Belmont
April 12th, 2006 Sometimes things work out.
April 19th, 2006 Take me to Dove Lewis.
April 26th, 2006 So you’re saying you have no money?
May 3rd, 2006 Where can we get some ice cream?
May 10th, 2006 I arrive at a Land Rover dealership, at about 10 minutes to 6.
May 17th, 2006 “Morphine is the best band name ever…”
May 24th, 2006 She insists on sitting in front…
May 31st, 2006 I can’t believe it. [CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK]
June 7th, 2006 So what happened?
June 14th, 2006 You’re a pretty good driver, for a girl.
June 21st, 2006 What do you all have to talk about?
June 28th, 2006 We’re the drunk guys at the end of the night
July 5th, 2006 What do you do when you kill someone?
July 12th, 2006 Mission of Burma is one of my favorite bands.
July 19th, 2006 Time to break out the gypsy cab.
July 26th, 2006 Club 1222, but I need to scan the parking lot first.
August 2nd, 2006 Please. It’s a good word.
August 9th, 2006 The DUI argument, yet again.
August 16th, 2006 I pick up a middle-aged couple at…
August 23rd, 2006 Homosexuals love drama.
August 30th, 2006 Oh my god, it’s my cab driver!
September 6th, 2006 “I’m just glad my husband isn’t around to see this.”
September 13th, 2006 “I used to be a Marine…”
September 20th, 2006 Oh, joy, another music column!
September 27th, 2006 My passenger is a little old lady
October 4th, 2006 “So I was thinking about being an egg donor…”
October 11th, 2006 So, do you think I can sue TriMet for this?
October 18th, 2006 “Let’s go to the Chart House.”
October 25th, 2006 “What was wrong with your car?”
November 1st, 2006 “Have you read Blinded by the Right?”
November 8th, 2006 “Do you have any ’80s music?”
November 15th, 2006 I’m always being asked where I’m from.
November 22nd, 2006 When my passenger gets in, Nick Drake’s “Pink Moon” is playing.
November 29th, 2006 “I hate picking up passengers at the Ace of Hearts”
December 6th, 2006 I get a call at our own garage, which is almost always from another cab driver.
December 13th, 2006 R.E.M.’s Murmur is on the stereo when another aging ex-hipster gets in my cab.
December 20th, 2006 I’m in the transit lane in front of the Rose Quarter, to pick up someone from the MAX.
December 27th, 2006 “Hey, you’re the Night Cabbie, right?!”
January 3rd, 2007 “There’s lesbian porn made for men, and lesbian porn made for women.”
January 17th, 2007 “I’m going to ‘Sinferno.’”
January 31st, 2007 “Dahlia,” I say. “They’re a local band.”
February 7th, 2007 Some folks take their jobs a little too seriously.
February 14th, 2007 I’d been on autopilot for days.
February 21st, 2007 “Oh for god’s sake, get a room!”
February 28th, 2007 I was delivering a box of blood to Kaiser Sunnyside.
March 7th, 2007 “So these gas prices, they must really hurt you cabbies?”
March 14th, 2007 “When are you guys going to start driving hybrids?”
March 21st, 2007 Undoubtedly there are many unsung, Uncapitalized Cabbies out tonight
March 28th, 2007 “How did you get this gig, anyway?”
April 4th, 2007 People often hesitate to open the door when you have a trainee on board

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